the husband store

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Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 18-May-2007 4:21:17

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Boston , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except
to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 -
These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Personality.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and
the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this Floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.

Post 2 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 18-May-2007 11:17:34

Rofl, good one!

Post 3 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Friday, 18-May-2007 11:24:17

It should be noted though that not all wimmen are like that.

Post 4 by Earth_Princess (Generic Zoner) on Friday, 18-May-2007 14:40:58

One point missed on floor five which is why the woamn went higher it's because the men may all have been those things but it never once said they were faithful.